Jokes Of The Day...

As i'm surfing the net today, i've read some online poems and jokes...Since i've already post some poems on my previous entry, so today i'll post some jokes that i read....Here it is..



Sat, a small girl observes her mother who washes her hair with the top of the sink of the kitchen. She notes suddenly that his/her mother has several wicks of white hair which contrasts with its hair brown dark. - are Mom, why some of your hair white? - Well, each time you do something of bad and make me cry or that you wound me, one of my hair becomes white. - are Mom, why then ALL the hair of grandmamma white??


You know, television will not be able to never replace a true newspaper, declares the uncle of Toto.
- But why thus, Uncle?
- You already tried to crush a mosquito with a station the tele one?


Louse will find the teacher:
- rams Me, you would punish somebody for something which it did not do?
- Absolutely not, why me requests you that?
- Ben, I did not make my duties, yesterday...


It is a grandmamma and her 4 year old grand-daughter. The small girl starts to cough, but it does not put its hand in front of its mouth. His/her grandmother the reprimand and says to him that it must always put her hand in front of her mouth before coughing. And the small one to answer:
- I do not need to do that, me, grandmamma!
And the grandmother to ask:
- Ah not? And why?
And the small one:
- Because, contrary to you, me I do not have a denture which could fall...





Have A Nice Day...